![]() However Bob Ross, I’m sure you’ll agree has many feline qualities. I’m no Scientician.Ĭats: 2/5 - there are no cats. My only concern is that one of the rolling Bob Rosses in the middle is floating in mid-air, somehow not at all affected by gravity. The question is, is it so boring that I’m inspired to actually get up and paint something beautiful like a plastic bag blowing in the breeze, or Christopher Walken wearing knee-high socks? Nope!Īesthetic Value: 4/5 - Obviously it’s a good painting, it’s a good animation. And in front of that painting…is a bunch of rolling heads! Both get boring after awhile. Watchability: 3/5 - behind all those rolling heads is a fantastic painting. Theme: 3/5 - Painting is an infinite loop where our minds roll and bounce and deconstruct and paint and roll and bounce some more and deconstruct and paint and then roll and bounce some more and deconstruct and Bob Ross is basically the “King of Painting” and it maybe also an allusion to the decline of sacred morality in the beheadings by King Henry VIII of his wives, and maybe there’s also an allusion to bouncy hotels, it’s all very very deep and very very thematic and if you want to use the word “Juxtaposition” I say go right on ahead, it makes you sound pretty smart. The beam also partially ignores enemy immunity frames, and will strike enemies 6 times per shot if the beam remains in contact with. The beam pierces infinitely, cannot pass through tiles, and cannot be aimed after its release. When used, it charges for half a second, then releases a straight magenta laser beam that fades out very shortly after. That was a great moment, one we’ll never forget. The Valkyrie Ray is a craftable Hardmode wand. Not, at least, as much as I did when Olli Jokinen finally got a bite of that waffle. I can see how someone might laugh out loud at it. ![]() Humour: 2/5 - it’s funny - true - but is it “ha ha” funny? Well, not really. Here is a good song to listen to right now, while we (me) grade this work of “art”. Oh look, a Bob Ross Tumbleweed gif! Well isn’t this fancy.
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